Walk the beat
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Two prisoners were making their escape over the jailhouse roof when one of them dislodged a tile.
“Who’s there?” shouted a guard. The first prisoner replied with a convincing imitation of a cat’s meow.
Reassured, the guard when back to his rounds.
But then the second prisoner dislodged another tile. The guard repeated, “Who’s there?”
“The other cat,” answered the prisoner.