You're under oath
Turns the corner.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
I was driving around and around a parking lot in search of an available space. Nothing.
Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. I called, “Going out?”
“No,” said the man. “Just friends.”