Flew the coop
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer $5 to pull him out with his tractor.
After he was back on dry ground, he said to the farmer, “At that price, I should think you’d want to be pulling people out of the mud day and night.”
“Can’t,” replied the farmer. “At night I haul water for the hole.”