Depends on outlook
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A policeman stops a speeding motorist and asks for her license.
He says, “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
“Well, I have contacts,” she replied.
“Look, I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” snapped the cop.