Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you

took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and

leave me the smaller. You don’t love me any more.”

“Nonsense, darling,” replied the husband, “you just cook better now.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

 

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