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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
While Mark was shopping, one of the clerks came running up to him.
“Sir, Sir! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!”
“Did you try to stop him?”
“No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate number!”