Physical.

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During my physical yesterday, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:

“Well, yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake.”

Inspired by my story, the doctor said, “Wow, you’re an avid hiker.”

“No,” I replied, “I’m just a lousy golfer.”

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