(London Daily Mail) While everyone gets in trouble at school at least once, some take it to a whole new level.

Enjoying those moments with them is a hilarious collection of school detention slips capturing the absolutely shocking to just plain mindless reasons for several students’ removal or extra time in the classroom.

Whether a student’s hair resembled ‘a boner’ and consequently provoked teasing, or they were a victim of ‘a paper spear’ and ‘hit in the face,’ the scanned collection offers a slew of reasons teachers couldn’t rush them out of the classroom faster for.

Be warned, some students are recommended removed for several days, proving silly jokes and teasing can definitely add up – whether that’s a good thing or not.

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