Because ye ask not
Beefs about order.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town.
The waiter came and asked him for his order. Feeling lonely, he replied, “Meat loaf and a kind word.”
When the waiter returned with the meat loaf, the man said, “Where’s the kind word?”
The waiter put down the meat loaf and whispered into the man’s ear, “Don’t eat the meat loaf.”