By the numbers
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The 8th-grade grammar teacher Mrs. O’Malley said, “Paul, give me a sentence with a direct object.”
Paul replied, “Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school.”
“Thank you, Paul,” responded Mrs. O’Malley, “but what is the object?”
“To get the best grade possible,” replied Paul.