Ain't all I'm losing
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
My mother once gave me two sweaters for my birthday. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one.
As I entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, “What’s the matter? You didn’t like the other one?”