In the dung heap
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
My wife, a real estate agent, wrote an ad for a house she was listing.
The house had a second-floor suite that, in addition to the stairs, could be reached by a special lift chair that was carried along a track mounted on the staircase.
Quickly describing this feature, she inadvertently made it sound even more attractive:
“Mother-in-law suite comes with an electric chair.”