Beats the odds
And a hard place.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Tim asked Bob, “What happened to your uncle’s boat?”
“Ever notice that big dock at the entrance to the Golden Gate?” said Bob.
“Yes, I have,” replied Tim.
“Well, he didn’t,” said Bob.