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WND gets tough with Chuck Norris

Oct. 23, 2006: Exclusive columnist Chuck Norris, world-renowned actor, martial-arts champion and subject of the wildly popular Chuck Norris facts on the Internet wrote his first commentary for WND.

Titled, “On Chuck Norris ‘mania’ sweeping the Net,” the American icon discussed the so-called “facts” that have put him into the category of cultural legend.

Some of his favorites included:

“When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.”

“Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.”

“Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.”

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