Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a native.

“What is it made of?” she asked.

“Crocodile teeth,” the native replied.

“I suppose,” she said patronizingly, “they mean as much to you as pearls do to us.”

“Oh no,” he objected. “Anybody can open an oyster.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

 

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