And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The teacher asks: Now, Susan, how may fingers have you?
Teacher: Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?
Susan: No more piano lessons.