Which are you?
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Selling at an auction was halted when the auctioneer announced:
“Someone in the room has lost his wallet containing $2,000. He is offering a reward of $500.00 for its immediate return.”
After a moment of silence, there was a call from the back of the room:”$550.00!”