Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

One day a college professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, “Why do we have to learn this pointless information?”

“To save lives,” the professor quickly responded and continued the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again, “So how does physics save lives?”

“It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school,” replied the professor.

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

 

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