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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into some other woods.
Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into a sand trap.
All the while, he’d noticed that the club pro had been watching. “What club should I use now?” he asked the pro.
“I don’t know,” the pro replied. “What game are you playing?”