By the numbers
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, 2,000 people immediately stop work and leave the building.
“Your workers, they’re escaping!” cries the visitor. “How will you stop them?”
“Don’t worry. They’ll be back,” says the American. And indeed, at exactly one o’clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return from their break.
When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to his guest and says, “Well, now, which of these machines would you like to order?”
“Forget the machines,” says the visitor. “How much do you want for that whistle?”