Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”

Michelle added, “That being the case, I could throw a hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, “Such big shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make more than 300 million people very happy.”

 

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