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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A young man looking to get married was talking to his friend.
“Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like.”
“Oh, that’s easy,” his pal replied. “All you have to do is find someone who’s just like your mother.”
“I did that already,” he said, “and my father didn’t like her.”