Naked man shot while 'choking' family dog

(Miami Herald) Don’t mess with man’s best friend — especially if you don’t want to end up shot and in jail.

That’s exactly what happened to a Miami man after he jumped the fence — naked, no less — of a Little Haiti home and began choking a Rottweiler. The dog’s yelps awakened the homeowner who came outside — armed, no less — and confronted the attacker.

The intruder, who was later identified as 20-year-old Jeffery Delice, turned his attention from the dog to the homeowner. Delice jumped on the homeowner and began choking and biting him, Miami Police said.