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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
“President Obama’s inauguration is coming up. During next week’s inauguration, he will be sworn in with not one, but two Bibles.
“Relax, Mr. President. We get it. You’re not a Muslim. You’re overcompensating.”
– Conan O’Brien