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Canada to zombies: Drop dead, eh

Posted By -NO AUTHOR- On 02/15/2013 @ 12:01 am In Diversions,World | No Comments

(NPR) Apparently, the undead aren’t even welcome in the ever polite Great North.

This week, Canadian Member of Parliament Pat Martin rose (from his seat, not a grave) to ask Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird if he is “working with his American counterparts to develop an international zombie strategy so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse?”

To which Baird replied: “I want to assure the member and all Canadians that I am ‘dead-icated’ to ensuring that this never happens. I want to say categorically to this member, and through him to all Canadians, that under the leadership of this prime minister, Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies, ever!”

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