You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
My wife is a by-the-recipe baker. But that attention to detail still hasn’t made her chocolate chip cookies taste any better.
One day, after the cookies had been in the oven a while, I smelled a familiar odor.
“They’re burning,” I shouted.
“I know,” she said nonchalantly.
“Aren’t you going to take them out?”
“No. They still have six minutes.”