At the bar
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
An elderly shopper at our supermarket used a check to buy such items as cotton balls, cotton swabs, powder, and cold cream.
On the memo line, she’d written, “Repairs.”