You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Visiting a college campus, the prospective student spots a building called Hemingway Hall.
“That’s nice,” he says, “a building named for Ernest Hemingway.”
“Actually,” says the tour guide, “it’s named for Joshua Hemingway.”
“Was he a writer?” the student asks.
“Yes. He wrote a big check.”