And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
“Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home.'”
The doctor replied: “That sounds like ‘Tom Jones syndrome.'”
“Is it common?” the patient asked.
“It’s not unusual,” the doctor replied.