Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Joe, Mike, Mary, and Tom were talking about their dream jobs.

“I want to be a lawyer,” Joe began, “so that I can defend my countrymen.”

“I want to be a congressman,” said Mike, “so I can draft laws to benefit my countrymen.”

“I want to be a doctor,” said Mary, “so that I can cure my countrymen.”

“How about you, Tom? What would you like to be?” asked Joe.

Tom thought a moment and replied, “I’d like to be a countryman.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.


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