By the numbers
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
After learning that her parents were in a minor car accident, my wife called her mother.
“What happened?” she asked.
“I was driving and fell asleep,” said her mother, irritated.
“And of course, your father wasn’t paying attention!”