Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

After learning that her parents were in a minor car accident, my wife called her mother.

“What happened?” she asked.

“I was driving and fell asleep,” said her mother, irritated.

“And of course, your father wasn’t paying attention!”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

 

Bookmark and Share