Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Queen Elizabeth visits a factory. To the boss’s surprise, she greets an employee, Morton, with a warm hug.

The same thing happens when Barack Obama visits, and again during Vladimir Putin’s tour.

Unimpressed, the boss says to Morton, “I bet you don’t know the pope.”

Morton shrugs and says,”We play golf together.”

The gauntlet has been tossed, and the boss pays their way to the Vatican.

During the Benediction, Morton slips away. Sure enough, he reappears—side by side with the pope.

Two Chinese tourists tap the boss on the shoulder and ask, “Who’s the guy in white standing with Morton?”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

 

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