Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man is being interviewed for a job.
“What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?” asked the interviewer.
“The slightest noise wakes me up,” he replied.