You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A waiter at our family diner was called over by his customer.
“Can you take this dish back?” the customer asked. “I don’t like it.”
“Is there something wrong with it?” asked the waiter.
“It’s the hash browns. They taste like potatoes.”