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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Tom Brady, after living a long and full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window.
“This house is yours for eternity Tom,” said God. “This is very special because not everyone gets a house up here.”
Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way in he noticed another house around the corner.
It was a huge 3-story mansion with sidewalks paved in gold, a swimming pool in the shape of a football, an NFL logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door.
Tom looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I won three Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.”
God said, “So what’s your point, Tom?”
“Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?”
God chuckled and said, “Tom, that’s not Tim’s house! That’s mine!”