Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

One day, the devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling the Lord proclaimed, “You don’t have a chance. I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle  and all the greatest players up here.”

“True,” snickered the devil. “But I have all the umpires.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

 

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