Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

When George Burns was 93, he was at a party.

It was after midnight and he had a whiskey in one hand, and a cigar in the other.

“What does your doctor say about your lifestyle?” somebody asked.

“Oh, he died long time ago,” replied George.

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

 

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