No problem in Texas
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Jill hears that milk baths will make her beautiful, so she leaves a note for her milkman asking for 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman reads the note he thinks there must be a mistake so he knocks on the door.
Jill answers and the milkman says, “I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”
Jill replies, “No. I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath.”
“Pasteurized?” asks the milkman.
“No,” says Jill. “Just up to my neck.”