Where it hurts
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring.
When she was in a good mood, it turned blue.
When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.