Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Reaching the end of the job interview, the Human Resources person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?”

The candidate responded confidently, “In the neighborhood
of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

The HR person said, “Well, what would you say to a benefits
package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical
and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50 percent of salary,
and a company car leased every two years – say a red Corvette.”

The graduate sat up, mouth agape and said, “Wow! Are you kidding me?”

The interviewer chuckled and said, “Of course, but you started it!”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

 

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