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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
It took me forever to wake up one of my nursing home patients. But after much poking, prodding, and wrangling, he finally sat up and fixed his twinkling blue eyes on my face.
“My, you’re pretty!” he said. “Have I asked you to marry me yet?”
“No, you haven’t,” I winked.
“Good. Because I couldn’t put up with this every morning.”