Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A male driver is pulled over by a policeman. As the officer approaches the car, the man tells his wife, “Let me handle this.”

Man: What’s the problem officer?

Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80.

He gives his wife a dirty look.

Officer: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh, Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.

He gives his wife a dirty look.

Officer: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Officer: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.

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