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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The employee was calling in sick more than he was at work.
Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call the worker into his office.
“It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium, you have to take your mother to the doctor.”
“You know you’re right, sir,” exclaimed the employee, “I didn’t realize it. You don’t suppose she’s faking, do you?”