A pay raise
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate.
The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.
An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned an hour later with a black eye.
“Did you get hit by the same person?” his captain asked.
“No,” he replied. “I stepped on the same rake.”
– Jimmy Kimmel