The lists of the “hottest conservative women” are an online legend, with Right Wing News annually citing personalities such as Katie Pavlich of Townhall, Monica Crowley, Sarah Palin, Mary Katharine Ham-Brewer of Hot Air and Scottie Hughes of the Tea Party News Network.
Now the ladies, as they say, are enjoying a little bit of “turnabout’s fair play.”
On Politichicks Monday, judges Ann-Marie Murrell of TownHall Finance, Dr. Gina Loudon of the “Dr. Gina Show,” Morgan Brittany of TownHall Finance, movie producer Beverly Zaslow, Scottie Nell Hughes of TownHall Finance and Tabitha Hale, managing editor of Rare.us, had their say.
“We are proud to announce a few lists of our own: ‘Politichicks Picks: The Hottest Conservative Supermen in America,'” they said. “With all the popular ‘hot conservative women’ lists floating round on the Internet … we figured turnabout’s fair play.”
For the “15 hottest Conservative Supermen in New Media,” they picked David Spady of Breitbart, Javier Manjarres from the Shark Tank, Jonah Goldberg of TownHall, Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit, Steven Crowder of StevenCrowder.net, Joseph Farah of WND, Brandon Michael Darby of the Victory Sessions, Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch, Mike Piccione of the Daily Caller, Mike Opelka of the Blaze, Doug Giles of Clash Daily, Larry O’Connor of Breitbart, Ben Howe of The Ben Howe Blog, Guy Benson of TownHall and Larry Solov from Breitbart.
The ladies spelled out the basis for their choices: “Intelligence. These guys are brilliant. Courage. They aren’t afraid to stand up to challenges, speak the truth and fight for our country. Passion. Sense of humor. Self-deprecating gets you extra points. Looks. This can be either conventionally handsome or someone who simply exudes sexiness.”
The 10 “hottest” on TV are James Patrick Riley of “Courage, New Hampshire,” Rick Amato of “The Rick Amato Show” and Fox News personalities Greg Gutfeld, Eric Boling, Sean Hannity, Neil Cavuto, Tucker Carlson Dan Springer, Shepard Smith and Mike Huckabee.
In the political world, the picks are Republican Sen. Ted Cruz, Lt. Col. Allen West, Rep. Louie Gohmert, Rep. Trey Gowdy, former Sen. Jim DeMint, congressional candidate Dan Bongino, Assemblyman Tim Donnelly, Texas Gov. Rick Perry, Rep. Steve King and Sen. Rand Paul.
On Web shows?
It’s AlfonZo Rachel of Zo Nation, Bill Whittle of “The Virtual President,” Andrew Klavan of “Klavan on the Culture,” Glenn Beck of The Blaze TV, Stephen Green of Trifecta, Molotov Mitchell of WND-TV, Jamie Glazov of “The Glazov Gang,” Andrew Wilkow of “Wilkow!” and Erick Stackelbeck of CBN News.
Mark Levin, Thomas Sowell, Andrew C. McCarthy, Eric Metaxis, Mark Steyn, Glenn Beck, Benjamin Shapiro, Evan Sayet, Michael Walsh, Brian Sussman, John Lott, David Horowitz, Dennis Prager and Dr. Dathan Paterno.
Rush Limbaugh, Dennis Prager, Larry Elder, Frank Gaffney, Hugh Hewitt, John Ransom, David Webb, Rusty Humphries, Fingers Mallow and Stephen K. Bannon.
“And drum roll … The 15 Overall Hottest Conservative Supermen in the Universe:”
AlfonZo Rachel, Lt. Col. Allen West, Bill Whittle, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Greg Gutfield, Brand Michael Darby, Rep. Louie Gohmert, Andrew Wilkow, Neil Cavuto, Gov. Rick Perry, Larry O’Connor, Andrew Klavan, Jamie Glazov and Sen. Ted Cruz.
Some of the judges’ comments on their picks:
“Lt. Col West has been fighting for America most of his life. Even before he became a congressman in Florida, he was working hard to enlighten people about the evils of Islam.”
“Hannity is the ‘boy next door’ of Fox News. … But just because he’s one of the nice guys doesn’t mean he’s a pushover or will ever allow the ‘PC Police’ to rule his show.”
“Two things that every conservative woman likes in a man are intelligence and a sense of humor, and Greg Gutfield of ‘Redeye’ and ‘The Five’ has boatloads of both.”
“As governor of Texas, [Rick Perry]’s doing pretty good job stealing big businesses away from tanking states like California.”