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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man went into his shrink’s office and says, “Doc, you have got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I’m a sports car.
“The other night I dreamed I was a Ferrari. Another night I dreamed I was a BMW. Last night I dreamed I was a Porsche. What does this mean?”
“Relax,” said the doctor. “You’re just having an auto-body experience.”