You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
My friend sat down with a new client at her gym to review her application.
For the question, “To what do you attribute your fitness issues?” the woman wrote “Horrendous eating habits.”
“What makes you say that?” my friend asked.
The woman replied, “I can’t spell atrocious.”