You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Days after we invaded Afghanistan, one of my Marines found out his wife hadn’t paid the cell phone bill. He called the company and asked how he could settle up.
“You can go to Western Union and place a money order,” the billing agent told him.
“Ma’am, I’m in Afghanistan,” he explained. “We don’t have Western Unions.”
“No problem. You can also go to Walmart.”