Flew the coop
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A police officer sees an old lady driving and knitting at the same time.
He pulls up next to her, points to the off-ramp and shouts, “PULL OVER!”
She replies,”No a pair of socks.”