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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
When my lifelong-bachelor uncle turned 78, he traveled across the country to visit a few old girlfriends.
“How’d it go?” I asked when he returned.
“Thank goodness I never married any of them,” he said. “They’re all widows!”